how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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