How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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