Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
