Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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