I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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