She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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