Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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