who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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