Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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