Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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