dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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