he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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