she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
two words...techno handjob
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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