best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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