so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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