Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
