how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
3 2 1 whiskey
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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