That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Randomize
