Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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