Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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