My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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