My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
