It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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