Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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