We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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