The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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