Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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