The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Randomize
