well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Randomize
