i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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