look no pants
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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