We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my sisters under your porch take her home
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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