it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
