there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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