Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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