You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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