those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We have so much sex to catch up on
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
