D3 body, D1 cock
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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