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you win
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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