Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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