And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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