but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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