YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
