hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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