do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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