Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
No I am not eating basil off your cock
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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