So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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