He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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