i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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