my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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